MINI-DRAFTER

One noisy hot summer day at Vidhan chowk you see the pinkest creature you have ever seen. Her name is Preity, and every move she makes just turns you on more and more. You call your best friend Vinayak Pathak and say, "Wowbagger, Look! That is the sexiest and the pinkest body I have ever seen." Vinayak says, “Hara rang!”. You get confused. Suddenly, she looks in your direction and starts walking right towards you!!! She says, "I noticed you staring at me from over there. I just had to tell you, that your lips are very juicy, and you are full of muscular strength and so was wondering if you'd like to go to the Hangar on your bicycle with me and stare at the stars with your full muscular strength in the broad daylight?" With a stupid smile on your face you say, "kya!" followed by “haa” and go with her. When you finally get between the woods of Hangar, she moves closer to you, and gives you the biggest kiss ever. The two of you are passionately kissing, when you feel a mini-drafter hits you on the back of the head. You open your eyes to find out it's all a dream, but there is a note left next to your bed.

It reads: "Preity is the love you've been waiting your whole life for. She will ask you out in 2.3 days or less, but only if you go to the electronics tutorial class and kiss the professor with maximum tangential force in his armpit and request him to increase your lab test marks by at least 72%.